You DO have a bellybutton, Mr. Lunt.

It's ridiculous. Mr. Lunt has a deeply-rooted self esteem problem as he confesses to the love of his life (though I'm afraid that the mushy feelings are not reciprocated) that he does not, in fact, have a belly button.

But seriously. Wait. Think about it.

Mr. Lunt is a gourd.

This is relevant how?

Quick history lesson: in my first two years of high school I was an adamant disciple of my biology teacher. Like seriously. I loved her so much. I ended up taking 2 years of pseudo-college-level biology. That was quite a while ago. Not much has stuck, but a few things have:
1) gourds are fruits
2) fruits don't have bellybuttons

At least not on their bellies.

Hate to break it to ya, but you do have a bellybutton, Mr. Lunt. It's on the top of your head. It's the remains of your flower sepals and receptacle.

Yes that's a fruit. Ignore the fact that it's not a gourd.

(I can't believe I just spent like an hour of my life constructing an argument against a gourd's music video)